Guten Abend,
der Saufzwerg hat mich da gerade auf etwas aufmerksam gemacht, was ich teilen muss:
Ist schonmal jemandem aufgefallen, dass privateer press bei den Erklärungen zu den Copyrights (meist bei den Credits) in jedem Buch sehr kreative Strafandrohungen macht?
Ich liste die hier mal geordnet auf, vielleicht können die besitzer der Bücher, die mir fehlen die Sprüche ergänzen:
MKI
WM
Prime - "Don't mess with us - or we WILL send the Butcher after you!"
Prime Remix - "Steal our material and you’ll find out the hard way that rulebooks (and music) aren’t the only things that can be remixed."
Superiority - "The souls of copyright violaters make particulary juicy ammunation for Mortifier Cannons. Think we don’t have one? Think again."
Escalation - "Seriously! We’re friggin’ pirates. You don’t screw with pirates."
Apotheosis - "Ever wonder what it would feel like to have the Deathjack consume your soul? Steal from us and find out."
Legends - "We have, dare I say, lengendary techniques for dealing with those who violate our copyrights."
Pirates of the Broken Coast - "Do we really have to include a threat of what we do to copyright violators here? I mean c'mon, we're Pirates! Doesn't it go without saying that you don't steal from Pirates?"
Hordes
Primal - "Trust us this one. The dire troll we have chained up in the shippiing bay is always hungry, and we’d love to feed him crunchy copyright violaters."
Metamorphis - "Don't steal from us. Imagine Megalith were a giant book of copyright law. Now imagine him falling on your head. Not pretty."
Evolution - "Please do not steal from us. It only makes our Agonzier sadder. The cries are haunting."
MKII
WM
Prime - "don't steal from us. We have several years worth of steam-powered necromantic badness awaiting those how violate our copyrights."
Forces of Khador - "Steal our material and we'll tell Karchev you failed him. He's not a guy you want to disapoint"
Forces of Cygnar - "You remember that whole deal when Stryker put a bunch of Menites on a barge and floated them to a prison? Well, he's got a second barge for folks who violate our copyrights. You don't want to know where that second barge goes."
Forces of Cryx - "Ever wonder what's actually brewing inside a bloat thrall? If you guessed the corroding remains of copyright violators, you're right!"
Forces of Menoth - "Wracks? Cleansing fire? Being chained to a warjack? There is no end of terrible from this book awaiting those who steal our stuff. Don't do it."
Forces Retribution of Scyrah - "Don't steal our material. Haven't our poor Iosans suffered enough already? Have You read their history yet? It's tragic!"
Forces of Mercenaries - "Our copyrights are important to us, so don't steal them. Kell Bailoch has several notches on his rifle that represent what used to be copyrigth violators. Kell enjoys his work."
Hordes
Primal - "Remember that dire troll we keep chained up in the warehouse to which we feed copyright violators? Well here's the thing about dire trolls: they are always hungry."
Forces of Skorne - "Have you seen some of the awful things the skorne take for granted? Torture, slavery, paingivers—and of course those poor agonizers? Steal from us, and all those will seem like a spa weekend."
Forces of Trollblood - „It would be unwise to steal our copyrighted material. Full-blood trolls can regenerate mutilated limbs, shattered bones, and lacerated organs. Copyright violators cannot. They don’t even get a Tough roll.“
Forces of Everblight - „Do you hear it? Can you feel your lord’s blighted heartfire burning within your soul? The dragon compels you to obey your master—to pour forth over the lands of western Immoren consuming and conquering for your dragonlord’s glory and power and also not stealing Privateer’s copyrighted material.“
Forces of Orboros - „Use our copyrighted material without permission, and you might find yourself becoming Wurmwood’s next human sock puppet.“
Forces of Minions - „Gators and pigs, right? It’s all fun and games making jokes about leather, talking about bacon, or stealing copyrighted material until a wrastler catches you in its rolling death grip. Best to avoid the jokes and copyright infringement altogether.“
clap
greets Tors!
und ehe ichs vergesse:
Privateer Press , Iron Kingdoms, The Witchfire Trilogy, WARMACHINE, HORDES,Warcaster, Warjack, Cygnar, Khador, Cryx, Menoth, Protectorate Of Menoth, Protectorate, Trollblood, Circle Orboros, Legion of Everblight, Skorne, Full-Metal Fantasy, Steam Powered Miniatures Combat, Monsterous Miniatures Combat and all other character names, their distinctive likenesses, and faction symbols are property of Privateer Press, Inc. and © 2000-2006 Privateer Press
